Brandon Davis

You know, when it comes to walking in front of TMZ;s cameras and coming up with creative phrases to describe people;s vaginas, Brandon Davis is something of a legend. But though his "Firecrotch" bit took the world by storm a while back, that;s starting to feel like a long time ago. It;s really time for him to follow up with something new, lest he become forever regarded as a "one TMZ clip wonder". The good news is he seems to be hard at work at finding the next awesomely vulgar thing to yell at cameras when he;s wasted, but the bad news is "f*cking ni*ger" and "paparazzi fa*got" just don;t have quite the same panache as Firecrotch, especially when yelled from behind the tinted window he keeps rolling up and down in his Douchemobile. But let;s try to be positive! Maybe if he does some more coke, he;ll be able to once again reach the brilliant heights of his early career. Get brain damage from watching the video, after the jump!
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Posted: 4/29/2009

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Posted: 4/29/2009

Don;t underestimate Lindsay Lohan;s fans. One of them, Juanita, got so "fired up" over Brandon Davis; "firecrotch" comments , she stood outside a Hollywood nightclub where he was partying and tore him a new one. Here we found the uncensored version via Faded Youth of Juanita;s verbal assualt. Hell hath no fury.
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Posted: 4/29/2009