Barbara George

As he's observing other voyagers aboard a German passenger freighter bound for Bremerhaven in 1933, a puckish dwarf named Glocken (Michael Dunn) warns that it is 'a ship of fools,' whose passengers are all deeply involved with one folly or another. As Virginia divorcee Mary Treadwell (Vivien Leigh) vainly flees middle age, the drug-dependent Spanish noblewoman, La Condesa (Simone Signoret) and the ship's doctor, Schumann (Oskar Werner) are falling in love. Unmarried young Americans Jenny and David (Elizabeth Ashley and George Segal) risk staying in separate cabins to see if they have a life beyond sex, while the Jewish Lowenthal (Heinz Ruehmann) is returning to Germany, a country which he still strongly believes in despite 'extremists' like his cabin-mate, Rieber (Jose Ferrer), an anti-Semitic publisher. With a wife at home, Rieber is carrying on a shipboard romance with the Brunhildean Lizzi Spockenkieker (Barbara Luna). A baseball player who's past his prime, Bill Denny (Lee Marvin) is pursuing one of the Spanish dancers, while Elsa (Olga Fabian), a young Swiss girl, awaits only a spark to incite her to rebellion against her puritanical parents. One by one, their problems unfold during the voyage. Yet, upon disembarking, each goes their own way, leaving the bemused Glocken behind.

Trailer for Madea's Witness Protection. For years, George Needleman (Levy), the gentle CFO of a Wall Street investment bank, has been living with his head in the clouds. His frustrated second wife, Kate (Richards), has reached her limit taking care of his senile mother, Barbara (Roberts). His teenage daughter, Cindy (Danielle Campbell), is spoiled beyond hope and his seven-year-old son, Howie (Devan Leos), wishes his father were around more. But George is finally forced to wake up when he learns that his firm, Lockwise Industries, has been operating a mob-backed Ponzi scheme and that he s been set up as the fall guy. Facing criminal charges and death threats from the mob, George and his entire family are put under witness protection in the safest place that Brian (Perry), a federal prosecutor from Atlanta, can think of. His Aunt Madea s house down South. As a result, Madea and her live-in brother, Uncle Joe (Perry), find themselves managing a completely dysfunctional family from Connecticut. But as George tries to solve the mystery behind Lockwise s finances, Madea whips the Needlemans into shape using her hilarious brand of tough love. And together, they realize they just might have what it takes to unite George s family, outsmart the mob and change everyone s lives for the better.

The Thursday night fundraiser is expect to raise a record-breaking $15 million with red carpet royalty like Robert Downey, Jr. and Barbara Streisand expect to be on hand at George Clooney’s house. Politico’s Patrick Gavin discusses.

D.C. Follies: Season 2: Episode 18 -- Ford's plan to go back to school to play football comes to an end when his agent, Nixon, is caught with foul play. Dolly's make-up tips for Barbara Bush cause George's eyes to pop out. Nixon tells Quayle horror stories of how the presidency used to be. Cable finally becomes all that it can be with the creation of the Elvis Channel. International Relations may fall into the hands of God when Quayle appoints the wrong Jim Bakker as Secretary of State. Weird Al drops in to return Fred's accordion so that he can once again sleep at night. Bush turns to Mr. Rogers for a lesson on how to be an educational president. Like everything else, Nixon's concept of three wishes is distorted. Even soup can't ease Charles' and Di's marital problems.