Sat Apr 25 11:30am
Two and a Half MenYes, Monsignor(Season 2, Episode 9) FX

Charlie's old flame Lisa (Denise Richards) returns. She's no longer married, but has a child for whom Charlie feigns interest in order to win over Lisa. The couple's real-life daughter appears as the infant. Megan: Audrey Wasilewski. Berta: Conchata Ferrel (more…)

Sat Apr 25 7:00pm
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous OXYGN

Newly famous FBI agent Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) makes the talk-show rounds while investigating the abduction of a pageant queen.

Sat Apr 25 9:10pm
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous OXYGN

Newly famous FBI agent Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) makes the talk-show rounds while investigating the abduction of a pageant queen.

Mon Apr 27 9:00am
The MiddleSignals(Season 1, Episode 23) ABCFAM

The Heck family throw a barbecue, and Mike worries that he's passing his social awkwardness on to Brick. Meanwhile, Axl decides to clean the family pool so that girls in bikinis will stop by to swim; and Sue befriends a church youth-group leader and hears (more…)

Mon Apr 27 5:30pm
What Women Want FXM

A self-centered ad exec (Mel Gibson) is suddenly able to read women's minds---much to his chagrin. Clever premise, but the one-note joke wears thin. Helen Hunt. Directed by Nancy Meyers (“Something's Gotta Give”). Bette Midler has a cameo.

Tue Apr 28 3:00pm
What Women Want FXM

A self-centered ad exec (Mel Gibson) is suddenly able to read women's minds---much to his chagrin. Clever premise, but the one-note joke wears thin. Helen Hunt. Directed by Nancy Meyers (“Something's Gotta Give”). Bette Midler has a cameo.

Sat May 2 11:15am
Something's Gotta Give ENCRe

An aging Lothario (Jack Nicholson) falls for the playwright mother (Diane Keaton) of his much younger girlfriend. The stars' charisma makes the conventional material sparkle. Frances McDormand, Keanu Reeves, Amanda Peet. Directed by Nancy Meyers.

Tue May 5 2:00pm
Family GuyWhistle While Your Wife Works(Season 5, Episode 5) TBS

Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie (more…)

Thu May 7 3:24pm
ArcherKilling Utne(Season 1, Episode 4) COMEDY

Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN Intelligence chairman (voice of Jeffrey Tambor) to get a contract for ISIS, but assassins are out to kill him. Voice of Mannfred: Rene Auberjonois.

Fri May 8 1:00pm
Evan Almighty E!

So-so sequel to “Bruce Almighty,” with Steve Carell reprising his role as a newscaster (now a congressman) who is summoned by God (Morgan Freeman) to build an ark. Directed by Tom Shadyac, who also helmed the 2003 original.

Sat May 9 2:00am
Evan Almighty E!

So-so sequel to “Bruce Almighty,” with Steve Carell reprising his role as a newscaster (now a congressman) who is summoned by God (Morgan Freeman) to build an ark. Directed by Tom Shadyac, who also helmed the 2003 original.