Fri Sep 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens(Season 3, Episode 21) FX

Alan falls for Jake's teacher (Julia Campbell), whose intelligence is a refreshing change from Kandi's flakiness. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his audition for the school musical.

Fri Sep 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenJust Once With Aunt Sophie(Season 3, Episode 22) FX

When a girl (Stephanie Brown) invites Jake to his first boy-girl party, Charlie robs Alan of the chance to offer his son advice on women by beating him to the task. Alan also feels slighted that Charlie never gave him that much-needed advice in their youth (more…)

Fri Sep 4 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenArguments for the Quickie(Season 3, Episode 23) FX

Part 1 of two. Mia's dance troupe is in town and she reserves four ballet tickets for the Harpers, but Charlie is suspicious of her motives for seeing him again. Jennifer: Cheyenne Casebier. Theresa: Maria Tornberg. Mia: Emmanuelle Vaugier.

Fri Sep 4 5:00pm
Two and a Half MenThat Pistol-packin' Hermaphrodite(Season 3, Episode 24) FX

Conclusion. As Charlie and Mia make wedding plans, Alan and Jake are concerned about where they will live. And Rose doesn't take the wedding news well. Leon: John Vance. Rev. Yarnell: Steven Shaw.

Sat Sep 5 9:30am
Two and a Half MenWorking for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) FX

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

Sat Sep 5 9:45am
Reindeer Games MOMAXe

A sadistic criminal (Gary Sinise) draws an ex-con car thief (Ben Affleck) into a complex scheme to rob a casino. Uninspired and preposterous, despite Sinise's splendidly evil turn. Charlize Theron costars; Ashton Kutcher and Isaac Hayes appear in small rol (more…)

Sat Sep 5 10:00am
Two and a Half MenWho's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

Sat Sep 5 10:30am
Two and a Half MenThe Sea Is a Harsh Mistress(Season 4, Episode 3) FX

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.

Sat Sep 5 11:00am
Two and a Half MenA Pot-Smoking Monkey(Season 4, Episode 4) FX

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Mich (more…)

Sun Sep 6 2:02am
Two and a Half MenWorking for Caligula(Season 4, Episode 1) FX

Charlie settles back into his old bachelor ways until Alan faces an emotional crisis. Sally: Marisa Tayui. Tina: Sandra McCoy. Cindy: Mia Kelly. Marie: Katie Weaver.

Sun Sep 6 2:32am
Two and a Half MenWho's Vod Kanockers?(Season 4, Episode 2) FX

Charlie finally tells Alan that he ended it with Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out. Meanwhile, Charlie has problems with his neighbor, rocker Steven Tyler (who appears in a cameo).

Sun Sep 6 4:03am
Two and a Half MenThe Sea Is a Harsh Mistress(Season 4, Episode 3) FX

Charlie nearly drowns while surfing and has a vision of his father's floating head, which tells him to do the unthinkable---take care of his mother.

Sun Sep 6 4:32am
Two and a Half MenA Pot-Smoking Monkey(Season 4, Episode 4) FX

Alan threatens to get legal representation if Kandi doesn't agree to joint custody of their dog, until he learns that Kandi's lawyer (Christopher Neiman) is the cutthroat who helped Judith in their settlement. Officer No. 1: Andre Ware. Officer No. 2: Mich (more…)

Mon Sep 7 4:00pm
What Happens in Vegas LIFE

An uptight stock trader (Cameron Diaz) and an immature slacker (Ashton Kutcher) meet and marry one drunken night in Las Vegas, then are forced to live together to collect a $3 million jackpot. Lake Bell, Rob Corddry, Queen Latifah.

Mon Sep 7 7:10pm
Reindeer Games MOMAXe

A sadistic criminal (Gary Sinise) draws an ex-con car thief (Ben Affleck) into a complex scheme to rob a casino. Uninspired and preposterous, despite Sinise's splendidly evil turn. Charlize Theron costars; Ashton Kutcher and Isaac Hayes appear in small rol (more…)

Tue Sep 8 11:30am
Two and a Half MenA Live Woman of Proven Fertility(Season 4, Episode 5) FX

When Judith announces she's remarrying, Charlie and Alan find themselves helping her fiancé (Ryan Stiles) get over his cold feet so that Alan will finally be free from paying alimony.

Tue Sep 8 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenApologies for the Frivolity(Season 4, Episode 6) FX

Charlie dates a woman (Katherine LaNasa) whose personality is unbelievably similar to his mother's, and everyone sees it except Charlie. Bobby: James Edson. Andy: Andy Pessoa. Joey: Brandon Killham.

Tue Sep 8 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenRepeated Blows to His Unformed Head(Season 4, Episode 7) FX

Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman.

Tue Sep 8 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenRelease the Dogs(Season 4, Episode 8) FX

Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. Taylor: Melanie Abramoff. Kelly: Kelly King. Officer Roberts: (more…)

Wed Sep 9 11:30am
Reindeer Games MOMAXe

A sadistic criminal (Gary Sinise) draws an ex-con car thief (Ben Affleck) into a complex scheme to rob a casino. Uninspired and preposterous, despite Sinise's splendidly evil turn. Charlize Theron costars; Ashton Kutcher and Isaac Hayes appear in small rol (more…)

Wed Sep 9 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenRepeated Blows to His Unformed Head(Season 4, Episode 7) FX

Charlie goes with Berta to help her confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue), who comes to the house to help Berta clean. Meanwhile, Alan has an unusual fetish. Ronald Wiedermeier: Andy Mackenzie. Darlene Wiedermeier: Julianne Grossman.

Wed Sep 9 12:30pm
Two and a Half MenRelease the Dogs(Season 4, Episode 8) FX

Alan has insomnia but refuses to take pills, opting for a visit to his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause is Alan's jealously of Charlie and his ability to glide through life. Taylor: Melanie Abramoff. Kelly: Kelly King. Officer Roberts: (more…)

Wed Sep 9 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenCorey's Been Dead for an Hour(Season 4, Episode 9) FX

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Nina: Rachel Cannon. Vicki: Danielle Bisutti. Gordon: J.D. Walsh. Bobby: James Edson.

Wed Sep 9 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenKissing Abraham Lincoln(Season 4, Episode 10) FX

Charlie's latest lover takes over his house and pushes Berta's buttons by treating her like a maid, and he is too influenced by sex to stop her. Meanwhile, Alan's distracted from trying to get Kandi to agree to sell their condo after she asks him for sex.

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  • Birth Name: Christopher Ashton Kutcher
  • Birth Place: Cedar Rapids, Iowa, United States
  • Birthday: February 7, 1978, Aquarius
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