The New York Daily News reports that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been named the new faces of Badgley Mischka. After all, nothing says timeless elegance and classic Hollywood glamour like accessorizing grandma shawls and leg warmers with absurdly oversized sunglasses and Starbucks cups.
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A poll conducted by the magazines The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog names songstress Joss Stone the best celebrity dog owner and Paris Hilton the worst. The mags lauded Stone, who has a poodle named Dusty Springfield, for helping pets orphaned by hurricanes Katrina and Rita, and lambasted the Simple Life swizzle stick for ditching Tinkerbell for a cuter pooch, then cuddling with a ferret and then a monkey. Ashley Olsen almost stole the top honor from Stone, until it was realized that her mixed-breed was actually her hair.
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The Massachusetts teen who reportedly hacked into Paris Hilton's cell-phone account and posted the digits of such celebs as Anna Kournikova and Ashley Olsen online has been sentenced to 11 months in a juvenile facility after pleading guilty to nine counts of juvenile delinquency. Once released, the unnamed 17-year-old will be prohibited from using any device capable of accessing the Internet! What is this, Singapore?
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen (left) looks really grown up and professional in her black, long-sleeve, dress with a high-waisted belt. Ashley, on the other hand, looks like she stole her grandma's wool sweater and ran it through the wash 158 times. Shoes are cute, though.
Vote in our poll after the jump.
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