TV Guide: Ashley Gardner

Listing: Six Characters in Search of a House

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 10 04:00 PM FX Despite the rough housing market, Peggy gets a real-estate listing but finds that the family living in the house is repelling potential buyers. So Peggy goes to unusual lengths trying to correct the problem. Chris Sizemore: Chris Elliott. Bud Ferguson: Glenn Morshower.

Listing: Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 10 03:30 PM FX Minh's father, the General, comes to visit and gives Kahn an incredibly hard time, so Kahn goes to a karaoke bar to get away. While there, he discovers a hidden talent. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby engage in an escalating war of wagers...for bragging rights.

Listing: Behind Closed Doors

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:30:00 -0500

Tue Dec 9 04:30 PM FX A child is missing in Arlen, so an emergency community meeting is held. At the meeting, a relationship expert (voice of Ed Begley Jr.) embarrasses Peggy by questioning her parenting skills, and Peggy becomes hypervigilant about Bobby's and Hank's every move.

Listing: Lady and Gentrification

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

Tue Dec 9 04:00 PM FX Hank's consent to speak at the quinceañera (15th birthday party) of Enrique's daughter, Inez, leads to the gentrification of Enrique's Mexican neighborhood after Peggy's hipster real-estate clients fall in love with the area and start moving in.

Listing: The Accidental Terrorist

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 8 04:30 PM FX Peggy wants a new convertible, and Hank pays sticker price for it, like he has for every car he has ever bought. When Peggy points out that he has been ripped off for decades, Hank plans revenge on the car dealer (voice of Ted Danson). But the plan backfires.

Listing: Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 8 04:00 PM FX Bill finds romance after being set up on a blind date with a very attractive single mother named Charlene (Melinda Clarke). Meanwhile, Dale has a strange feeling about Charlene's daughter Kate and can't resist meddling.

Listing: Trans-Facism

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:30:00 -0500

Mon Dec 8 01:30 PM FX The Arlen city council bans trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers, so Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck that sells the banned foods illegally, with Hank as the driver.

Listing: Doggone Crazy

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:00:00 -0500

Mon Dec 8 01:00 PM FX The Hills' dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank take her to a dog spiritualist.

Listing: DreamWeaver

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:30:00 -0500

Fri Dec 5 01:30 PM FX Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a “vocation vacation” to learn basket weaving.

Listing: Minh Who Knew Too Much

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:00:00 -0500

Fri Dec 5 01:00 PM FX Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club to learn skeet shooting, a skill she hopes will make an exclusive country club want her and Kahn as members. Meanwhile, the Hills have a mystery to solve: Who has been depositing their garbage in Hank's cans?

Listing: Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 4 06:30 PM FX Bobby convinces the student council to put on a carnival, and he's put in charge of it. But a dour so-called “diversity expert” comes to school and nearly puts the kibosh on Bobby's plans. Terrence Pope: David Herman.

Listing: Raise the Steaks

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 4 06:00 PM FX Disgusted by the poor quality of steak he's getting at mainstream food stores, Hank joins a hippie co-op to get quality organic food. Appleseed: Dave Allen.

Listing: Death Picks Cotton

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:30:00 -0500

Thu Dec 4 04:30 PM FX Cotton goes crazy at a performance restaurant, where they cook the food at your table, with Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Lucky and Bobby. Cotton fights with a chef and has a horrible accident that leaves him hospitalized and clinging to life.

Listing: Four Wave Intersection

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

Thu Dec 4 04:00 PM FX Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool.

Listing: The Powder Puff Boys

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 3 04:00 PM FX Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA.

Listing: Bobby Rae

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 3 03:30 PM FX Bobby learns about social activism---and puppy love---when he takes on the powers that be at Tom Landry Middle School over a bunch of soda machines that he blames for making him and his classmates fat. His socially conscious (and cute) classmate Olivia is very impressed.

Listing: Suite Smells of Excess

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:30:00 -0500

Wed Dec 3 01:30 PM FX Bobby develops an interest in football, much to Hank's delight. Complications arise, however, when Hank and the guys take Bobby to a Texas-Nebraska game.

Listing: Lucky's Wedding Suit

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:00:00 -0500

Wed Dec 3 01:00 PM FX Luanne wants a big wedding, so Lucky sues after taking a fall at work to try to make it happen. Hank tries to convince Lucky that frivolous lawsuits are wrong.