Andy Romano

Listen -- Everything has music. Even you.

Eraser -- An elite federal marshal known as the 'Eraser' who guarantees the safety of valuable informers by erasing their identities, relocating them and protecting them from exposure.

Hiram Stokely (Boris Karloff) is a man who's dead but doesn't know it. A ghostly figure comes to his mandion and tells him how he may enter the gates of heaven, if he is able to perform one good deed in 24 hours.

She's beautiful, smart, goal-oriented, and she just inherited the Cleveland Indians. Unfortunately, she wants to move the franchise to Miami, and a losing season is her only ticket to Florida. So she signs the wildest gang of screwballs that ever spit tobacco. They're handsome, but they're hopeless! Her catcher (Tom Berenger) is a washed-up womanizer who struck out in life. Her ace pitcher (Charlie Sheen) is a punked-out crazy who struck out with the law. And her third baseman (L.A. Laws Corbin Bernsen) is more concerned fielding endorsements than grounders. Throw in a bus load of other misfits and you've got yourself a hilarious line-up thats destined for disaster! Or is it?