D.J. makes the hockey team, but it's his coach (Matt Roth) who faces off with Jackie after she dumps him. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.
Dan puts Fisher in his place when things get complicated for Jackie, and disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school. Mr. Alexander: Ed Begley Jr. Ray: Jeremy Roberts. Dan: John Goodman.