Provider: Eastern (ET) Change
The fruit of an apple tree blossoms into a border war between the Bundys and the D'Arcys. Surveyor: Danny Bonaduce. Inspector: Gary Coleman. Manager: Dave Madden. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Bud searches for a long-lost Valentine, while Al battles other husbands for last-minute Valentine gifts. Crystal: Julie Condra Douglas. Bodyguard: Dan Doherty. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley.
Waylon Jennings plays a macho man sought by Al and his cronies to help them resist political correctness. Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Roger: Christopher Collins. Bob: E.E. Bell. Barney: Steve Susskind. Al: Ed O'Neill.
A computer crash traps Al inside a store; Kelly and Bud celebrate a birthday for Buck (voice of Cheech Marin). Checkers: Jan Hoag, Brian Reddy. Old Lady: Jean Howard. Customers: Cynthia Frost, Craig Benton. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal.
Al tutors Kelly for a game show. But for each fact she takes in, one falls out. Travis: Todd Christensen.Tony: Michael Cannizzo.Mike: Alex Nevil.Max: Mary-Pat Green.Kelly: Christina Applegate.Al: Ed O'Neill.
Bud is the driving examiner when Al renews his license; Kelly gets a job at Marcy's bank after being fired as "The Verminator." Heidi: Nicole Nagel. Ahmed: Isa Totah. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino.