Alki David

How to Make a Film -- Five years after they began shooting and unable to agree on how to complete their 'Verite' film-making masterclass, Executive Producers Seumas Next and Stephan Kern discovered Alan Smithee, a 'West Coast Woody Allen', to finish their amazing 'How to' film. How to Make a Film features the greatest array of film-making experts ever assembled; acclaimed talent responsible for 33 Oscars, over $11 billion Box Office, thousands of Film Festival awards and even a Nobel Peace Prize. The world's first instructional feature film reveals everything you need to know about film-making in just 83 minutes. This film will make you, and by you, I mean me, an instant Hollywood success Alan Smithee. Elliot Grove, Syd Field, Dov S S Simens, John Truby, Mike Figgis, Chris Jones, Jan Harlan, Irvine Welsh, Alki David, Lord David Puttnam, Pat Ferns, Peter Goers, Chris Adams, Sandra Hebron, Rob McDade, Leofric Kingsford-Smith, Alan Smithee, John Landis but not Bruce Nauman or Robert McKee. If only we followed our own advice it would have saved us five years of banging our heads together. Seumas Next I just want an Oscar or my money back. Stephan Kern

Inspired by an extraordinary true event, THE BANK JOB is a highly-charged thriller which interweaves a heady combination of intrigue, danger and scandal in early 70s London. In September 1971, thieves tunneled into the vault of a bank in London s Baker Street and looted safe deposit boxes of cash and jewelry worth millions and millions of pounds. None of it was recovered. Nobody was ever arrested. The robbery made headlines for a few days and then suddenly disappeared - the result of a UK Government D Notice, gagging the press. This film reveals what was hidden in those boxes, involving murder, corruption and a sex scandal with links to the Royal Family - a story in which the thieves were the most innocent people involved.

The Bank Job -- This is the U.S. trailer for The Bank Job, directed by Roger Donaldson.

Terry (Jason Statham) shows the MI5 official who's boss, by threatening to leak some compromising photos to the press unless his demands are met.