On this week's episode of Jersey Shore, Ronnie finally gets what was coming to him after Sam finds the "the note" documenting his run-ins with other ladies. And Snooki is now swingin' single — watch out Miami.
Snooki and J-Woww hit the clubs to celebrate gay pride weekend, but when Snook's man Emilio finds out she's been hanging with men — gay or straight — he cops an attitude and Snooki is not having it. She says she's done with him once and for all. (But wasn't she done last week too? Maybe this one will stick.)
On this week's Jersey Shore, Sammi finally tells Ronnie she's done with him — until she takes him home five minutes later.
Snooki also has boy troubles when Emilio, her boyfriend at home, hangs up on her. "Guys are d—che bags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women, and I feel that's why the lesbian rate is going up in this country." Sounds like a graduate thesis.
When Ronnie finally...
This week, things pick up where we left off after Angelina bitched-slapped Pauly D. Angelina continues talking nonsense in her drunken state, but when she wakes up, she doesn't remember a thing. When The Situation briefs her what on the kind of crazy was coming out of her the night prior, she tries to apologizw to Pauly D. He accepts her apology, but wants to nothing to do with her. Cue the waterworks.
Vinny, J-Woww and Ronnie start their first day at the Gelato shop and J-Woww is not happy that her uniform makes "her girls suffocate." Vinny who's buddy-buddy with Enzo because he yearns for his big, Italian family, uses the new job to pick up girls.
On this week's Jersey Shore, Ronnie and Sammi fight and then make up, and Angelina gets on Pauly D's bad side.
When we left off, Ronnie had morphed into Single Ron. He comes home from the club wasted, talking about the "mad work" he did, before stealthily climbing into Sam's bed. She asks if he did anything, and he says no. When he wakes up the next morning not remembering a thing, the guys remind him that he was "creeping mad hard." So will he break the news to Sammi? "Deny, deny, deny" is his plan.
Sammi and JWOWW
"We're in Miami, b-tch." Get ready to hear that phrase a lot this summer now that Jersey Shore Season 2 is upon us. Editors Robyn and Gina are here to provide the world with a recap of the gem that is this MTV show. So let's get to it!
The new season picks up with everyone getting ready to leave the cold and snow behind as they head to Miami. After all, what's the point of staying if — in the words of Pauly D — "You can't tan in this weatha. You can't creep in this weatha. You can't do anything."