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Most Egregious No-Show
Emma Stone presents the Cecil B. DeMille Award to Woody Allen, introducing a highlight reel of some of his most well-known films from the past several decades. But the notoriously awards-averse director is not in the audience, and so his frequent collaborator Diane Keaton accepts the award on his behalf. The actress reads a statement from Allen and offers some of her own touching remarks, putting the censors to the test again by noting: "If Woody saw this, he'd say, 'Get the hook and get her off the god--..." [the audio cut out here for a few seconds]. Keaton concludes her speech by singing the classic Girl Scouts song "Make New Friends" a cappella.