Charlie Sheen vs. Rihanna
Oh, Twitter, where would celeb feuds be without you? After Charlie Sheen discovered that Rihanna was at the same Santa Monica eatery as he and his fiancée, the actor sent a request that the "Don't Stop the Music" singer meet them, which she promptly refused. Miffed by the diss, Sheen took to Twitter, and the two traded insults over bad wigs and diapers and called each other "village idiot" and "queen." Sheen capped off his attack with a poem
, as he is wont to do, with the creatively spelled "doosh" (aka douche). Will Rihanna respond in kind to the fella, ella, ella, ella?