Taylor Armstrong, Kyle Richards

9021-oh yeah! There's some new Housewives in reality-TV town and these messes are not messing around. After five iterations of the look-at-us luxury franchise, Bravo finally rounded up some Real monied mamas instead of another batch of foreclosure-bound, "who the hell is that?" social climbers. We're talking sports and casino moguls. Former Disney kids. A woman who feeds her dog breakfast in bed, mmkay? Beverly Hills, you had us at Jiggy.

Last night, the newest load of Botoxaholics were uncorked for our viewing pleasure and honestly, we're addicted. Never mind that most of the ladies look like they've been carved out of wax, or that their breasts and eyebrows are higher than nature ever intended. Between the passive-aggressively toxic sibling rivalry between Paris Hilton aunties and ex-child actors Kim and Kyle Richards, the sure-to-be-milked collapse of Camille Grammer's marriage (thank God for those four nannies and the Cheers royalties, huh?), and power-diva Adrienne Maloof's A-list connections to half of Los Angeles, this edition already looks to have more juice than Bravo ever squeezed out of Orange County.

Did you get acquainted with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? What do you think?

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