Jon Cryer

As if being stuck acting opposite a naked Ashton Kutcher weren't tough enough, Two and a Half Men's Jon Cryer tells me his character, Alan, will "take Viagra for a romantic encounter that does not occur, and thus [is] stuck in an inflamed state."

No help needed from the prop department for the upcoming scene opposite Courtney Thorne-Smith's Lyndsey, thank you. "There was nothing in my pants," reports Jon. "It was all acting."

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