"Maybe comedy ain't my game right now."
Understatement of the year.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino bombed and was nearly booed off the stage at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump. (The show was taped last week and aired Tuesday night.)
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The Jersey Shore
star created an awkward, uh, situation with his clumsy joke delivery and ill-advised insults, including calling Marlee Matlin
"ugly," Lisa Lampanelli
"fat" and Larry King
He also told fellow roaster Snoop Dogg
that he and Trump
— or as Sitch dubbed him, "Chump" — had a lot in common because the mogul owned a lot of property and Snoop's ancestors had once been property.
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"This is my first night doing comedy," he said at one point.
"It's also your last," Jeff Ross
Ross later came to Sitch's rescue to close his act, but the reality star doesn't seem too worked up about his tank job.
"My whole career people have been hard on me, so, y'know," he told the Los Angeles Times
after the taping last week. "I stood in the pocket where a lot of people would crumble, a lot of people would walk off stage, but I stood in there. I delivered."
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