For Maxim, Thirteen is a perfect 10. Olivia Wilde, aka House's bisexual and terminally ill Thirteen, scored the top spot on the magazine's 10th annual Hot 100 list.
The good doctor beat out the likes of three-time Maxim cover girl Jennifer Love Hewitt (No. 10) and runner-up Megan Fox. But Fox probably doesn't mind playing second fiddle. The Transformers star told GQ last year she's got the hots for Wilde. "I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing," Fox said.
Wilde, who landed at a mere No. 97 last year, also holds a sultry edge against fellow Top 10 dwellers Bar Refaeli (No. 3), Watchmen's Malin Akerman (No. 4), Mila Kunis (No. 5), Eliza Dushku (No. 6), Adriana Lima (No. 7), Rihanna (No. 8) and Jordana Brewster (No. 9).
Wilde's House co-star, Jennifer Morrison, came in at a distant No. 69.
The usual suspects, such as Angelina Jolie (No. 26), Scarlett Johansson (No. 34) and Beyonce (No. 52), also appeared, while several made their Hot 100 debut, including first lady Michelle Obama (No. 93) and Bachelor babe Melissa Rycroft (No. 99). Molly Malaney was nowhere to be found.
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