America's Got Talent
The most amazing thing about this clip from America's Got Talent isn't the performance, which found one Narcissister always appearing to be facing forward despite turning around and upside down. (Thank strategically placed mannequin heads for that!) No, what's truly amazing is the response: Narcissister's bizarre performance art (straight outta YouTube like so many AGT contestants) won over the initially skeptical crowd and judging panel. A bird in the hand may beat two in the bush, but on Tuesday, nothing beat a mannequin head in the crotch.
VIDEO: Silver man pole-dances, gender-bends on America's Got Talent
Watch Narcissister shine: