Jennifer Anison, GQ cover

Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant, isn't engaged and spends weekends with the Jolie-Pitts.

"The funny thing is, people don't realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends," Aniston jokes to GQ magazine in its January issue. "That'd be hysterical: I've got Zahara on my hip, and Knox..."

OK, so she really doesn't, but Aniston is over talking about her infamous "uncool" remark about Angelina Jolie, just as she is repeatedly denying incessant rumors about her on-again and off-again beau John Mayer, whom she "did not know much about," or even heard of, before meeting him.

"I'd heard ... you know, uh 'Your Body' — that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is," she says. "And it's just great to sit and be witness that. It's kind of like, 'Whoa!'"

Gracing the cover in nothing but a necktie, the actress is also all about women empowerment these days. She's currently working on Pumas, a "sort of female Wedding Crashers."

"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made," she says. "Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They'd want to change it; they're saying, 'Oh, you can't do that, people just can't imagine you..."