Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy

No ifs, ands or buts — or should we say butts? — about it: Being a cop is dangerous.

On Monday's Mike & Molly (9/8c, CBS), Mike (Billy Gardell) takes a bullet in the tuchus while on the job. "Luckily, the bullet passed clean through the cheek," Carl (Reno Wilson) observes at the hospital in our exclusive sneak peek below. 

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But where's Molly (Melissa McCarthy)? Watch the video below to find out what's been holding her up.

Mike & Molly airs Mondays at 9/8c on CBS. 

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