Andrea Bowen, Maiara Walsh

The latest Desperate Housewives news has us in the mood for a threesome.

The facts are these: Drea de Matteo's character will have a 19-year-old son who we hear is a bit of a lady-killer. Maiara Walsh, who plays Gaby's headstrong niece, has been promoted to be a series regular. ABC has announced that Andrea Bowen, Susan's eye-rolling daughter, Julie, will return to the show for the Season 6 premiere. (TVGuide.com has confirmed that her stay on Wisteria Lane will be significantly longer.)

Isn't it time we got these crazy kids together? So let's cast the Italian Stallion already, shall we?

-Shoe-polish his hair and Disney vet Cody Linley (he of the fake-torrid ballroom affair with Julianne Hough on ABC's Dancing with the Stars and Disney's Hannah Montana) might make for an interesting suitor. He's got gawky charm to spare.

-Val Emmich, who worked Betty's last nerve as her space-case neighbor on Ugly Betty, might be just the right kind of soulful to appeal to these different ladies.

-Former child star Josh Peck, who surprised us last year with The Wackness, does a great Brooklyn accent.

So those are our ideas — what are yours? Vote in the poll below, or vote "someone else" and write in your choice in the comments section below.