Eva Longoria

At the end of last season's Desperate Housewives finale, Gaby and Carlos killed her abusive stepfather, and the women of Wisteria Lane agreed to help cover it up. Who loves you like your neighbors!

So how will the show kick off its final season? By burying that violent secret with the body!

Miguel Ferrer adds class to Desperate Housewives

In this scene from the Season 8 premiere, which is titled "Secrets That I Never Want to Know," the original four Housewives are hard at work deep in the woods, until something unexpected interrupts them.

"Someone is calling the dead guy!" (Yes, that's an actual quote.)

Watch how it plays out below:

The final season of Desperate Housewives premieres Sunday, Sept. 25 at 9/8c on ABC. Are you bracing yourself for the end?