Those who write off Twitter as a collection of mundane updates and banal musings clearly aren't following the right people. If you curate those who you follow correctly, your feed will inspire constant shock and awe. Need some suggestions to spruce up your account? Here are the seven craziest celeb tweeters you should follow:
Jose Canseco, The Know-It All: Whether it's teaching us about gravity or investigating Jodi Arias, Canseco approaches every topic like an expert. Or at least with the confidence of one, because it's pretty clear the man has no idea what he's talking about. But don't tell him that, because in Canseco's mind he's such a gift to the world that even former President George W. Bush should count himself lucky to be his painting buddy.
Follow Canseco here.
Cher, The Sage of the Generational Gap: Cher is a woman of many talents. Understanding Twitter is not one of them. The 66-year old performer hasn't quite grasped the concept of the social media platform, alternating between tweeting complete nonsense, hi's and bye's every time she signs on and off the site and explaining the obvious (Hold up — using all caps can imply you're angry? Who knew!)
Follow Cher here.
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Amanda Bynes, The Iconoclast: Amanda Bynes' Twitter is putting 2007 Lindsay Lohan and 2007 Britney Spears to shame! Judging by her profile, it seems as though the former child star has gone off the deep end, with senseless commentary and countless bizarre (and often unflattering) selfies. And though schadenfreude isn't exactly something to promote, Bynes' timeline isn't hurting anyone and is a serious must-read.
That means unless you're one of these five, Bynes hates you. Do you get that, Dalai Lama and Betty White? The star of What A Girl Wants hates you. But Barack Obama, you're OK. (She did feel close enough to him to ask him to fire the cop that arrested her for a DUI in June, after all.)
Follow Bynes here.
Gary Busey, The Cautionary Tale: Though Busey has been sober for years now, the actor still seems a little... off, to say the least. His rambling, nonsensical tweets and ingenious Busey-isms are the best anti-drug ad we can imagine.
Follow Busey here.
Lindsay Lohan, The Desperado: Based on her tweets, LiLo sounds more like a semi-delusional fangirl than someone who was once box office gold. Though she never fails to — at least attempt — to share her infinite wisdom about the world, no matter how off-base she may be. We love you Lindsay. Never change.
Follow Lohan here.
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Aaron Carter, The Ladies' Man: If Twitter didn't exist, the world would never know that the kid-pop sensation Aaron Carter has grown into a complete horndog! So much so, in fact, that #AaronCarterHornyLevel actually became one of the top U.S. trending topics on Twitter earlier this year. But thankfully, we don't live in a tweet-less world and can enjoy AC's constant updates on his libido and desires.
Follow Carter here.
Charlie Sheen, The Original Warlock: None of these newbies have anything on Sheen. This man invented the crazy celeb tweet! And though his mega-meltdown might be over, that doesn't mean Sheen's Twitter account has lost its je ne sais quois. From misused hashtags to what we think is supposed to be poetry, Sheen's timeline never disappoints.
Follow Sheen here.
Who are your favorite crazy celeb tweeters?