Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller Sheen welcomed twin boys on Saturday night — a few weeks sooner than expected. Brooke had been hospitalized with premature contractions in mid-February.

Bucking the Hollywood trend, the Sheens, who have been wed since May 2008, opted for refreshingly traditional and humanoid baby names — Max and Bob.

Nope, not Maximum and Bobsled. Just Max, and Bob.

The newborns represent the couple's first children together and Charlie's first sons. Sheen has two daughters, Sam, 4, and Lola, 3, from his marriage to Dancing star Denise Richards, and a third, Cassandra, 24, from his first marriage.