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WEDDINGS PLANNER

Four Weddings and A Funeral director Mike Newell has been tapped to helm Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the fourth installment of the boy wizard film franchise. The third flick, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, is currently being filmed under the direction of Y Tu Mamá También auteur Alfonso Cuaron. read more

HUH?

Less than two months after signing with CAA, Jennifer Lopez is heading back to Endeavor — the very agency that brokered her Gigli deal! According to The Hollywood Reporter, upon reflection, J.Lo felt that Endeavor had been doing a great job for her. This is so illogical it frightens me. read more

HEADING WEST

Bring It On hunk Jesse Bradford is joining NBC's The West Wing as a spoiled twentysomething intern from a known political family. He's signed on for at least 10 episodes. read more

Attack of the Hotel She-Hulk

Now that Toni has been sent packing from Paradise Hotel, we see little point in checking out Monday's installment (airing at 9 pm/ET on Fox), much less Wednesday's episode or any one thereafter. After all, watching the temperamental Terminatrix kiss up to and mouth off at the reality sexcapade's comparably puny menfolk was half the fun. But, of course, like all of the show's guests, we are lying through our teeth; we wouldn't miss a minute of this summer's guiltiest pleasure. (Go, Charla! Go!) Here, TV Guide Online gives the alumna of Love Cruise a chance to tell a few more fibs of her own.


TV Guide Online: So, Toni, I don't want to tick you off or anything, but have you ever given any thought to getting some anger-management therapy?
Toni:
Nah. I don't need to. I don't think I have an anger problem in any way, shape or form. Plus, any of my friends would tell you that I am by far the most honest and caring person they know.

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IN RELATED NEWS...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Wednesday appearance on NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno — during which he announced his plans to run for governor of California — helped the program score its second-best ratings of the year. In other ratings news, the Wednesday debut of Roseanne Barr's ABC reality show tanked, attracting a pitiful 5.5 million viewers. read more

XXX-tra! XXX-tra! Read All About It!


There is much in porn star-turned-respectable actress Traci Elizabeth Lords's just-published autobiography, Underneath It All (HarperEntertainment, $23.95), that is sure to make the average reader's jaw drop. "But I think the thing that will shock people the most," the blonde bombshell tells TV Guide Online, "is that I wrote it myself and that it really is my story.

"I've thought about writing this book for a long time," she adds. "For years, I just sat back and listened to people distort my story and make things up. So now that I'm at a point where I'm really happy and secure with who I am, I felt that it was the perfect time to take back control of how my life and my past are portrayed."

Despite the fact that Lords long ago began a new chapter of her entertainment career — she's appeared in more than 20 features since her days in blue movies like Beverly Hills Copulator — her tawdry tale is more likely to uplift her ad read more

FAREWELL

Tony-winning tap-dancer-turned-actor Gregory Hines, whose career encompassed Broadway (Jelly's Last Jam), film (The Cotton Club, White Nights) and TV (Will & Grace), died Saturday night of cancer. He was 57. In addition to his recurring role as Will's boss on W&G, Hines's TV work included the miniseries Bojangles and the short-lived sitcom The Gregory Hines Show. He is survived by his fiancé Negrita Jayde, as well as children Daria and Zach. read more

Rules Get Broken on Freaky Tuesday


When last we checked out 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter (Tuesdays at 8 pm/ET on ABC), the Hennessy household had been turned inside-out. Or was it upside-down? Or... Oh, it doesn't matter! Suffice it to say, things just weren't right: Manipulative party girl Bridget (Kaley Cuoco) was going steady with an MIA sailor boy and staying home on Saturday nights, while mopey kid sis Kerry (Amy Davidson), now dating her sibling's ex, had become the toast of their high school. What's up with that? And what's more, what's coming up?

"We're going to pick up pretty much where we left off [when we return on Sept. 23]," executive producer Tracy Gamble tells TV Guide Online. "We're going to deal with Kerry being popular and a little uncomfortable in her own skin, which she al read more

LYNCH TELL-ALL

A spokesperson for Jessica Lynch confirmed Thursday that the former POW was planning to tell her story in a book. This reportedly precludes Lynch from consulting on NBC's upcoming TV movie. read more

FACE-OFF AVERTED

Paramount has moved up the DVD release of its Indiana Jones Trilogy from Nov. 4 to Oct. 21. The studio reportedly wanted to avoid a head-on collision with Finding Nemo, which makes its debut in video stores on Nov. 4. read more

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