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Sandra Bullock is slated to reprise her role of Accident Amy on ABC's George Lopez this season — probably during May sweeps. Miss Congeniality — who serves as one of the sitcom's exec producers — played George's klutzy co-worker in two previous outings. "She's fallen off the roof, we've lit her on fire," laughs Lopez, "so we've got to figure out what else to do to her." Whatever you do, please don't cast her in _______. To complete the riddle, proceed to your local newsstand, buy the current issue of TV Guide magazine (on sale now) and flip to my "TV News" column. Then, jump up and down three times and scream, "I miss Felicity!" At that point, prepare to receive your next clue... read more


According to a just-released study by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), of the approximately 674 lead and supporting characters appearing on prime-time broadcast television, only 11 are gay, lesbian or bisexual. "That's only 1.6 percent of the prime-time population," says GLAAD spokesman Scott Seomin. "Hardly representative of the real world." However, GLAAD cites the upcoming ABC sitcom It's All Relative — featuring a gay couple in a long-term relationship — as a major step forward. And it would be an even bigger step forward were it not so awful. read more


Suzanne Somers was just about to pitch John Ritter a project that would have reunited the Three's Company roomies for the first time in two decades. "It's a romantic comedy [called] The Dumbheads," she tells me. "It's a feature [film], and I wanted us to end up together in the end. I was going to play Dumb and he was going to play Dumber. It would have been great; it would have worked." read more


The battle to land the first TV interview with former POW Jessica Lynch is over — and Diane Sawyer has been declared the victor. ABC will air the Sawyer-Lynch chat on Nov. 11, Veteran's Day. It's also the same day Lynch's tell-all lands in bookstores, not to mention the second week of November sweeps. Meanwhile, on Nov. 14, Lynch will take her PR tour to CBS's Late Show with David Letterman. What, is NBC chopped liver? For that answer, click here. read more


Tennis ace Serena Williams was in Toronto completing work on an episode of the Showtime drama Street Time over the weekend when news broke that her older sister Yetunde Price had been shot to death. The aspiring thesp immediately flew to Los Angeles to grieve with her family, leaving the fate of the Oct. 22 installment up in the air. Incidentally, Serena's Street Time gig is turning into a cursed production. Producers already delayed the episode's shoot from early August after Serena tore a tendon in her knee. read more

Question: First of all, I ...

Question: First of all, I can't wait to read your column every week. Love it! Gotta quick one for ya. There is a commercial that American Eagle has been running recently about jeans. The funky song on the commercial is possibly called "Here It Comes." Can you help me find the actual name of the song and who it is by? — Selah, Springfield, Ill.

Televisionary: Help you? Heck, I'll do all the work and hand it to you. The song is Simian's "Breeze" and you'll find it on their 2002 album We Are Your Friends (Astralwerks).

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Jennifer Coolidge — best known for her hilarious scene-stealing supporting turns in American Pie, Legally Blonde and Best in Show — is headed to the small screen. NBC is developing a sitcom for the actress, with the hopes of getting it on the air as early as next fall, Variety reports. read more


It looks like the circus will be in town for a few more months, folks. A federal appeals court ruled Monday that the California recall election — starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman and porn actress Mary Carey — cannot proceed as scheduled on Oct. 7 because some votes would be cast using outdated punch-card ballot machines. The ruling could delay the election until March 2. God help us all. read more

7th Heaven If you're one of those...

7th Heaven
If you're one of those people who've been hanging with the Camdens since 1996, God bless you. Cause I'm not. I haven't watched since Lucy was as young as Ruthie. And, Lord help me, sticking through the eighth season premiere was a trial for my TV soul. I couldn't take Simon's incessant sulking. Yes, he hit and killed a schoolmate with the family car. But it was, as was said seven times in the first 30 minutes, "an accident!" Then there's young Lucy who's married and living in an apartment over the garage? Trauma! Plus she and her hubby Officer Kevin Kinkirk want to have a baby — or as they like to say "do something life affirming." And what's up with Mary possibly living with and carrying the baby of recently homeless Carlos — aka Latin pop star Carlos Ponce?

Dr. Pepper
Ok. Cyndi Lauper's Dr. Pepper commercial is jammin'. But who is Anastacia? And why does she look and sound like Taylor read more

Question: I watched a ...

Question: I watched a Lifetime drama this summer on Sunday nights. It came on right before or after 1-800-MISSING. The aunt, a Vegas card dealer, leaves Vegas to raise her dead sister's three children. Joely Fisher was the lead character. I can't find it now and I don't remember the name of the show. — Nancy, Palm Springs, Fla.

Televisionary: That's Lifetime's Wild Card (Saturdays, 9 pm/ET). Find out more about it here.

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