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POOR SMOKEY!

On last night's typically soul-stirring Paradise Hotel, our hero, Dave, eliminated two-faced psycho Beau for the second time, and, following a chat with his late grandpa during a séance, Tom was sent into the afterlife as well. By which we mean "life after this show." Sadly, he had to take his stuffed traveling companion, Smokey, with him. read more

IN RELATED NEWS...

Speaking of Justin Timberlake's galpal, Cameron Diaz has signed on to star in W.A.S.P.S., a WWII-set feature about the first female pilots recruited by the military in 1942, Variety reports. read more

GOOD THINGS

Singer-songwriter-hottie John Mayer's new album Heavier Things debuted at No. 1 on Billboard's album chart with sales of 316,000 copies. Hilary Duff's Metamorphosis fell to No. 2 with 107,000 copies sold. read more

CAT'S MEOW

Benjamin Bratt has nabbed the male lead in Warner Bros.'s upcoming Catwoman flick, starring Halle Berry. He'll play a detective who falls in love with Catwoman's alter ego, Patience Price. read more

STUNT CASTING

There's something about the actress Bobby and Peter Farrelly have recruited to guest star in their Fox comedy pilot Why Blitt?. Oh, right, I know — it's Cameron freakin' Diaz! According to The Hollywood Reporter, the actress will play herself in the first episode of the potential series, which is being produced and directed by the Farrelly sibs — the helmers behind Diaz's breakthrough pic There's Something About Mary. Blitt, which stars comic-actor Ricky Blitt, revolves around an aspiring screenwriter who hits the jackpot when his script for The Cameron Diaz Show is picked up. read more

BRANDON COMES HOME

Former Beverly Hills, 90210 hunk Jason Priestley is reportedly making tracks back to Fox. The 34-year-old actor/race-car enthusiast has inked a deal with his old network to develop a TV series to air in 2004. read more

JOHN REMEMBERED

Diane Sawyer's ABC tribute special, John Ritter: Life of Laughter, attracted over 14 million viewers on Tuesday night. Sad pals and co-stars tearfully reminisced about the 54-year-old Three's Company alum, who suffered a fatal aortic dissection last week on the set of his latest sitcom, 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter. As previously reported, ABC plans to continue Rules by writing the death of Ritter's character into the show's storyline. read more

FOR SALE

There's no doubt Jennifer Aniston will look like a dream come Emmy night, so why not buy the dress she wears to Sunday's ceremony? The Friends star, who's up for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, will auction off her gown to benefit the Cure Autism Now Foundation and the Union of Concerned Scientists. Aniston's fellow nominee, Jane Kaczmarek (Malcolm in the Middle) is spearheading the "Clothes Off Our Back" fundraiser, and more than 30 other celebs will participate. read more

Enterprise Two weeks watching...

Enterprise
Two weeks watching this Star Trek prequel and I think I've caught geek. True, I have no idea what spatial distortions are or why Jolene Blalock's T'Pol is rocking that low-cut terry track suit, but nobody gives good threat better than Scott Bakula. He may not be the stud William Shatner was, but you gotta give big props to a Captain willing to decompress an air-locked prisoner into giving up the aliens who blew up South America. But someone had better check the navigation system. With half the crew sporting Hawaiian Tropic tans, I fear the ship may be getting too close to the sun.

True Hollywood Story
Poor George Lucas. The man sullied a resume that included Star Wars and Raiders by producing Paula Abdul's "Rush, Rush" video. Well, at least he was cool enough to mimic Rebel Without a Cause and smart enough to cast Keanu Reeves in a non-speaking part. Ab read more

Enterprise Plots Exposed!


You have to wonder which was more devastating: The attack on Earth by the Xindi — a race that believes 400 years in the future, humanity will destroy their homeworld — or the precipitous 32 percent ratings drop Enterprise (Wednesdays at 8 pm/ET on UPN) suffered last season. To stem that galactic tide, the producers wisely gave focus to the crew and Captain Archer (Scott Bakula) last May by sending them off into Xindi territory, a dangerous area of space known as the Delphic Expanse. "[Archer] is no longer indecisive in what he is doing," says executive producer Rick Berman. "He's on a vital mission, and he's become much more determined and tougher and stronger."

Last week, we were introduced to the Xindi's five types of species: humanoid, reptilian, slothlike, insectoid and aquatic. And it also became apparent that the Xindi planet has already been destroyed. With that pesky groundwork all settled, get ready read more

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