It looks like the circus will be in town for a few more months, folks. A federal appeals court ruled Monday that the California recall election starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman and porn actress Mary Carey cannot proceed as scheduled on Oct. 14 because some votes would be cast using outdated punch-card ballot machines. The ruling could delay the election until March 2. God help us all.
Sex and the City
Do you know I lived in New York for 13 years and never once saw a woman walking down the street in a tutu? Not even near Lincoln Center. There... I got that off my chest. And I never want to see Carrie and crew happy, because with their pathological self-absorption and infuriating sense of entitlement they don't deserve to be. There... that, too. Except maybe Miranda. I kind of like her because she's the only likable one in the bunch, especially grading on a bell curve. But the beauty of New York City is that it's big enough to enjoy without ever having to get anywhere near women like them. The town deserves a better fate than having even one viewer think you can't. Baryshnikov deserves a more worthy gal. And we absolutely deserved a more satisfying wrap-up to the Miranda-Steve-Dr. Leeds entanglement than the five-second voice-over summation we got.
Conan O'Brien: Tenth Anniversary Special
Production on NBC's Boomtown is shutting down for two weeks so producers can redo Episodes Six and Seven, Variety reports. The installments had originally been designed as a two-part arc, but NBC allegedly asked producers to make them stand-alone episodes instead. Says exec producer Graham Yost: "A determination was made that, given the level of sampling that goes on in the fall, it was maybe better if all our [early] episodes were stand-alone... in case people didn't see the episode from a week before."
Alright, now it's safe to start collecting on that office pool. Anonymous sources are telling People magazine that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split although it's not clear if the break-up is permanent. People says Affleck dumped Lopez due to "second thoughts" about their impending wedding. Rumor has it Lopez's alleged request for a prenup may have contributed to Affleck's change of heart. Whatever the reason, J.Lo seems to be handling the estrangement like a woman who's been through this three times before. The New York tabs are running snapshots of the singer-actress frolicking in the Miami surf over the weekend. Affleck, meanwhile, was spotted gambling and sunning himself in Las Vegas. And me? I'm $20 richer.
Acting rookie Beyoncé Knowles, 21, admitted she was jittery about her kissing scenes with co-star Cuba Gooding Jr. in The Fighting Temptations (opening Sept. 19). Did her 34-year-old Oscar-winning leading man do anything to help the "Bootylicious" beauty relax?
"We worked all night on it," Gooding jokes to TV Guide Online. "Sure, she was probably a little nervous before kissing me, but she's kissed guys before. I think it was more like, 'Oh no, I'm performing for the peanut gallery of crew members and everybody else.'
"She's young, she'll get over it," he laughs. "When you are married for [nine] years [like me], you look forward to that kind of thing. Lord. She was wonderful."
But in the past, the outrageous actor has shown more than just the money before doing love scenes. "That's why they call me Butt-naked," he reveals. "That was my nickname for a long time on movie sets, because when I had a love scene, I would do th
Pop star Jewel has scrapped her North American tour after the sudden death of her bass player Terome "T-Bone" Hannon. The musician died Sept. 4 after suffering a massive stroke. He was 39. "T-Bone was a phenomenal player and we all loved him," Jewel said in a statement. "We are all just in shock and hurt."
TV Land and Nick at Nite will pay tribute to John Ritter with two programming specials airing Sunday and Monday. The TV Land salute which kicks off Sunday at 9 am/ET and lasts through the evening will showcase Ritter's work on such sitcoms as The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Cosby Show, Rhoda, Starsky & Hutch, The Waltons and The Bob Newhart Show. Nick at Nite, meanwhile, will air a Three's Company marathon beginning Monday at 9 pm/ET and continuing through Tuesday at 6 am/ET.
"Do you want anything?" asks Conan O'Brien, as he opens the fridge in his cluttered office. "Canned tuna? Bottled ketchup?" Although his cupboard is pathetically bare, NBC's Late Night host has plenty on his plate. The show recently earned its ninth Emmy nomination. And on Sunday at 9:30 pm/ET, the 40-year-old O'Brien celebrates his 10th anniversary with a live, 90-minute prime-time special. It's rumored that Jim Carrey, Bill Clinton and even the Masturbating Bear will show up. But, says O'Brien, "It's prime time, so we may have to put [the bear] on a depressant to keep him from getting overly excited."
TV Guide Online: What historical event would you compare your first year on air to?
O'Brien: Gallipoli. Just lots of troops running over the trenches and getting mowed down, with huge British losses. The first year was historically important, but not pretty.
TVGO: What would make the anniversary extra special for you?
Wednesday's third season premiere of Enterprise attracted 4.1 million Trekkies, up 8 percent over last May's season finale, but off 16 percent from the show's second season premiere last September. UPN's new drama Jake 2.0, meanwhile, retained a promising 90 percent of Enterprise's total audience.
Country legend Johnny Cash, who became a giant in the music world with such hits as "Folsom Prison Blues," "I Walk the Line," and "A Boy Named Sue," and who earned the nickname the Man in Black for always dressing in black, died Friday morning of complications from diabetes. He was 71. Cash had been released from the hospital earlier this week after a two-week stay for treatment of an unspecified stomach ailment — an illness which caused him to bow out of last month's MTV Video Music Awards.