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In a major victory for crappy singers everywhere, American Idol misfit William Hung has officially signed a record deal with Fuse Music Network and Koch Records. The 21-year-old Hong Kong native's debut CD, featuring his signature tune "She Bangs" as well as a cover of Elton John's "Rocket Man," is due in stores on April 6. The disc will also include a 40-minute DVD with behind-the-scenes footage from his studio recording sessions and fan questions and answers. "He may not be the next American Idol," says Fuse president Marc Juris, "but he is definitely a star and inspiration to everyone who sings in the shower." read more


NBC performed a little nip/tuck on a scene from tonight's unauthorized Charlie's Angels telepic after Farrah Fawcett's ex-manager complained. Jay Bernstein reportedly threatened legal action if the closing scene — which featured a paunchy, Hawaiian-shirted version of Bernstein on Hollywood Boulevard, hustling a blond in his search for the next Farrah — was not removed. NBC insists the sequence was cut for artistic reasons. The new ending will update viewers on what happened to Farrah, Kate and Jaclyn, which just seems cruel. read more


In what's being billed as a "first-time-ever motion picture and television event," USA Network will air the first 10 minutes of the upcoming R-rated Dawn of the Dead remake sometime between 10 and 10:30 pm/ET on March 15. You can see the rest of the film four days later when it debuts in theaters. read more


Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ grossed another $51.4 million over the weekend to remain atop the box office for a second-consecutive week. The film — which dropped only 38 percent from its record debut last weekend — has taken in $212 million in just 12 days. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson's Starsky & Hutch update opened in second place with a strong $29 million, while Viggo Mortensen's Hidalgo bowed at No. 3 with nearly $20 million. Meanwhile, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, buoyed by its Oscar sweep, returned to the top 10 at No. 7 with $3.2 million — $368.3 million to date. read more


Ailing R&B singer Luther Vandross was the big winner at Saturday's NAACP Image Awards, picking up four trophies including best male artist, best music video, best song and best album for Dance with My Father. Vandross, who is still recovering from a stroke, did not attend the ceremony. Other winners included The Fighting Temptations for best movie, The Bernie Mac Show for best TV comedy and Ruben Studdard for best new artist. read more

SUNDAYThe Sopranos Proof positive...


The Sopranos
Proof positive that Tony Soprano is a far tougher man than I: He can sit through The Prince of Tides. Furthermore, he wants to. On the other hand, he cites Doctor Phil when trying to close the deal with Doctor Melfi. That's the best he can muster? This show's always been among the best on TV, even in the third and fourth seasons, which for the most part were a letdown. And it's done so by observing some key rules and rewriting others. But one they shouldn't ignore: Romantic tension always trumps its consummation. (On TV, anyway.) Do not let Melfi and Tony get together.

Carmela calling her own son an a----le? Disturbing, but real. And in a fair fight between Tony and the bear, I'd bet on T. — even without the gun. As for the business of there being two Tony Sopranos, we fans know there's only one. And we expect he's going to give us a hell of a season read more


In a bid to extend their 15 minutes of fame (and do a little damage control in the process), Sue and Omarosa made the talk-show rounds this morning. During an extremely awkward interview with Harry Smith on CBS' The Early Show, Sue was reunited with Rich and confirmed that she has since made peace with his private parts. And despite threats made on the island about a lawsuit, she said she has no plans to take action against CBS or producer Mark Burnett. However, Sue then added that everyone's "been really great" about the matter. (I smell a settlement.) And on NBC's Today show, Omarosa danced around the L-word herself when she suggested her "concussion" could have been prevented had she been advised to wear a hard hat at the poppy seed plant, er, I mean the construction site. (Look for our Q&A with Omarosa early next week in Insider. And don't bother sending in read more

Alias Bad Boy's Secrets

It's not just viewers who are blown away by the twists and turns on ABC's spy drama Alias. Dave Anders — the show's British bad boy Mr. Sark — gets his share of surprises, too. Sark has gone from a mere recurring character in Season 1 to a major player in the North American cell of The Covenant last month. His rising status as a TV terrorist is quite an unexpected coup for this 22-year-old actor.

"In the first season, I didn't know how long I was going to be around," Anders tells TV Guide Online. "I [even] wanted to get Jennifer Garner's picture and autograph. On the picture, she wrote, 'To David: Welcome to prime time. Get comfy. You're going to be here awhile.' I was like, 'What the hell does she know? She knows something I don't!'"

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Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital scared up some decent ratings for ABC in its debut Wednesday night. An average 14 million viewers checked into Hospital, making it the network's best drama premiere since Alias more than two years ago. One troubling sign: Viewership dipped throughout the two-hour premiere. read more

Law & Order Babe Returning?

When Stephanie March left Law & Order: SVU and her role as ADA Alex Cabot last fall, we figured the Emmy-worthy actress was setting her sights on bigger and better things — like a movie career or a legal drama all her own. Not a gig at the Food Network. But the 28-year-old up-and-comer assures us that her role as host of the five-part series What America Eats With PARADE (debuting Sunday at 9 pm/ET on FN) does not represent a new career direction. "This is just about the fact that I love food," she tells TV Guide Online. "It's like if you love the Westminster Dog Show and somebody says, 'Do you want to run my dog around the ring?' 'Well, yeah! Why not?'" March also happens to be engaged to Food Network superstud Bobby Flay, so, well, you do the math.

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