In a major victory for crappy singers everywhere,
American Idol misfit William Hung has officially signed a record deal with Fuse Music Network and Koch Records. The 21-year-old Hong Kong native's debut CD, featuring his signature tune "She Bangs" as well as a cover of Elton John's "Rocket Man," is due in stores on April 6. The disc will also include a 40-minute DVD with behind-the-scenes footage from his studio recording sessions and fan questions and answers. "He may not be the next American Idol," says Fuse president Marc Juris, "but he is definitely a star and inspiration to everyone who sings in the shower." That noise you hear is Simon Cowell imploding.
The body of 62-year-old actor-writer Spalding Gray, who disappeared from his Manhattan apartment two months ago, was pulled out of New York's East River on Sunday. The cause of death was still under investigation. Gray who was probably best known for his Obie-winning monologue, Swimming to Cambodia had suffered from depression in recent years.
An Oklahoma woman shot and killed her spouse on Feb. 24, when the couple argued over an episode of The Montel Williams Show about abusive husbands. Yes, really. Here's what happened: Teri Lynn and Cecil Carver of Rose, Okla., were reportedly smoking marijuana and watching TV in bed. She commented that he resembled the men on Montel. Cecil then hit Teri Lynn, fetched a handgun and fired a shot into their bed's headboard to express his displeasure at being called a violent partner. They struggled over the gun, and Cecil took a fatal bullet in the chest. Mrs. Carver hasn't been charged with a crime, however, since local police decided all evidence points to accidental death.
Question: Which character died in the "Increase the Peace" episode of Hanging with Mr. Cooper? Andrew W., Whitehall, Pa.
Televisionary: Funny thing, Andrew. In finding this answer, I came across the exact same question in an Internet scavenger hunt that looks like it was given by a teacher to her technology class as an assignment. Now, the only reason I'm answering this is because by the time it appears, the deadline for your homework (if that's what it is) will have long since passed.
The character who died in the Season 4 episode of the ABC series was named Monica, a girl whom Earvin (Omar Gooding) got involved with and whose brother's gang activities got her killed.
The reason you couldn't find it yourself, by the way, is because you were searching on "hanging" when you should've been looking for "hangin'," as in Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.
Question: In the Feb. 25 episode of Angel, Wes was reading a book to Fred, but we weren't told what the book was. Do you know what it was? My coworker Angela and I are both wild with curiosity! Thanks! Melissa, Pittsburgh, Pa.
Televisionary: Sure do. It was Frances Hodgson Burnett's classic A Little Princess.
Question: This isn't a bet since we're not betting people, but it is an argument. Wasn't Vega$ Robert Urich's first TV series? I say no. Thank you for helping out. Meredith M., Owasso, Okla.
Televisionary: And you're right, Meredith, in keeping with the grand Televisionary tradition of whoever tends to write in about these things usually having their facts straight. The late Urich, who starred in a whopping 15 TV dramas and comedies over his career, appeared on Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, SWAT, Tabitha and Soap before jumping into the role of T-bird-driving private eye Dan Tanna on ABC's Vega$, which ran on ABC from September 1978 to September 1981.
And it was a long road to that point. After growing up in a small Ohio town, attending Florida State on a football scholarship and getting an M.A. in broadcast management ("When I went home on vacation, t
Question: I just finished reading your column for this week and noticed an error in one of your answers. A woman was asking about a TV movie with Ellen Barkin and Oprah Winfrey. Your answer was that it was Ellen Foster but in actuality the movie was called Before Women Had Wings, a 1997 TV movie starring Barkin and Winfrey. This film was produced by Oprah and the story revolved around an abused child who sought refuge with a coloured neighbour in 1960s southern America. Don't mean to be picky but I love it when my brain full of useless knowledge comes in handy. Love your column! Tammy P., Hamilton, Ont., Canada
Televisionary: I love it when my own useless knowledge comes in handy, too, especially since it seems to do so on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, in this case, I was, well... wrong.
The movie in question in my Feb. 24 column was indeed Before Women Had Wings, not Ellen Foster
Actor Paul Winfield, who earned an Oscar nod in 1972 for his role in the original Sounder, died Sunday in Los Angeles of a heart attack. He was 62. Winfield won an Emmy in 1992 for his guest-star turn as a judge on Picket Fences. His last role was in the 2003 TV remake of Sounder.
The Power of Intention
So, basically, you can have what you want in life. But only if you really, really intend to get it. Blah, blah, tapping into energy, blah. That's about all I got from this PBS special because I could only stand 13 minutes. I mean, I know people pay good money to hear Dr. Wayne Dyer talk, but dang. [Me channeling my inner Chandler Bing] Could this self-help guru be any more boring?
OK. I missed the first half of this show (Blame Dyer!). But somehow Jimmy managed to get onto Big Brother. And he was doing pretty well until Greg tried to "save" him from being ousted and got him kicked out of the house instead. But that's not what got me. My real deal with this episode a funny repeat. But hey it's new to me! is that it doubled as a blatant infomercial for Big Brother. Not only was it taped on the Big Brother set (which happens to be on the same lot as Yes, Dea
Question: What was the instrument that Sting played during his performance for the nominated song from Cold Mountain on the Academy Awards? Anne, Durham, N.C.
Televisionary: That was a hurdy-gurdy, also called a vielle à roue and other names. It's a stringed instrument that uses a rotating wheel to play the strings.