I hate to start on a super-shallow note. But... last week Matt LeBlanc's pants were up too high. This week one of his shirts is too small. What has L.A. done to Joey? Also, when Joey dropped the I-pay-the-rent card on Michael, it made me wonder how is he an out-of-work actor the sole rent-payer in that place? In New York Chandler paid most of the bills for most of the time. Now, I'm supposed to believe he's stepped up? I mean, I know he's got some residual checks. But they can't be that big or that consistent. I give the writers two more episodes before I start getting mad because they haven't addressed this issue.
The Next Big Loser Promos
A diet contest. My co-worker Delaina (who is also a fitness instructor) is appalled by the premise of this show. I, on the other hand, am intrigued. Yes, it has big fat-bashing potential. But as a BMW (Big Mama Walking, as I like to think of my fabulous self), I've got to watch
Question: I'm just wondering whether you have any info on an upcoming Pixar animated feature called Cars? I'm really looking forward to The Incredibles, but since I'm a bit of a closet petrol head my interest was piqued by murky news of Cars. Is Paul Newman really set to "star"? Cam
Ausiello: Pixar is currently in production on Cars, which is described as "a high-octane adventure comedy that features a wide assortment of autos as characters who get their kicks on Route 66." The voice cast is indeed toplined by Paul Newman, a longtime racing buff, and includes Owen Wilson, Bonnie Hunt and NASCAR veteran Richard Petty. The film is scheduled for a November 2005 release, and as part of the deal with Newman, Disney and Pixar sponsored his Porsche in the 2004 Rolex 24 race at Daytona Racetrack.
Question: I'm trying to remember the name of a movie that I saw a few times during my childhood. I can't even remember the plot, but I'm pretty sure it was made in the early to mid-1980s and it involved twin truck drivers. They were really big, like bodybuilders, and kind of goofy. Kevan
Ausiello: You're looking for Think Big (1990), starring twin bodybuilders David and Peter Paul, who parlayed their brief wrestling fame as The Barbarian Brothers into a short-lived movie career. The brothers recently completed their first film in more than a decade, an independent comedy called Souled Out that's scheduled for a 2005 release. David plays a struggling musician who sells his soul to the Devil played by Peter and then tries to get it back with the help of an angel played by
Don't cry for Dolly Neely, America. Truth is, the 25-year-old Pennsylvania sheep farmer (and Cindy Brady lookalike) was happy to be the second contestant voted off Survivor: Vanuatu.
"I was so relieved," she laughs. "On the way to tribal council, I was thinking, 'You know, this just isn't for me.' I didn't like everyone coming to me and saying, 'Who are you voting for?' and 'Who should I vote for?' My first thought was, 'Whoa boy, get me out of here!'"
Aside from all the backstabbing intrigue, Neely was also troubled by her tribe's generational split. Right from the start, the younger women stuck together, while the older ones formed their own group. "The first night, Julie, Mia and myself were laughing and giggling. Twila, Scout and Leanne were kind of doing their own thing, too," she recalls. "[The split] happened very, very quickly."
Unlike the other players in her age bracket, however, Neely feels
Question: Question: Did Barry Bostwick and Susan Sarandon do their own singing in The Rocky Horror Picture Show? If they did, it doesn't sound like them on the soundtrack. — Monson
Ausiello: Future TV-movie king Barry Bostwick and ingenue Susan Sarandon both did their own vocals for The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The 28-year-old Bostwick had song and dance training and plenty of stage musical experience; two years before doing Rocky Horror he was nominated for a Tony Award for playing Danny Zuko in Grease. Sarandon, by contrast, was a nonsinger and petrified, especially because most of the other cast members had already done the show on stage. In a 1999 interview with England's The Guardian, she recalled, "I always had a real terror of singing... My dad
Question: I just saw a thriller with Meg Ryan on TV; I stumbled onto the movie after it started and fell asleep prior to its conclusion, but I want to know how it turns out. Ryan and her sister live in an apartment together and there's a scene where she's remembering a childhood story her mother told her. Her sister is very loose sexually and Ryan ends up dating this police detective and having a steamy bedroom scene. Please let me know the title! Bill
Ausiello: You stumbled onto In the Cut (2003), based on the literary thriller by Susanna Moore and
starring Meg Ryan and Jennifer Jason Leigh as troubled half sisters living in New York (though not together). Ryan's character witnesses an incident that may hold the key to a string of vicious murders, and has a torrid affair with the equally troubled det
Question: I know where John Belushi is these days, but what about all of the other actors from Animal House? Like Tom Hulce, Tim Matheson, Karen Allen, Peter Riegert et al.? Beverley
Ausiello: National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) may be a slob comedy, but it's the über-slob comedy and director John Landis assembled a flat-out astonishing cast. John Belushi is, of course, no longer with us, but most of the rest of the film's principal players have prospered. Let's start with Tom Hulce and Stephen Furst. who played hapless freshmen Pinto and Flounder, the newest pledges at the raucous Delta House, where they get a hell of an education. Hulce's mo
Question: A year or two ago I read in a magazine that Tom Cruise was going to help produce an American version of the Asian movie The Eye, about a blind woman who receives cornea transplants that allow her to see the donor's visions of the dead. The original is one of my favorite movies and I was just wondering whether the remake is still in production. Kevin
Ausiello: The Cruise/Wagner Productions remake of Hong Kong-born, Thai-based brothers Danny and Oxide Pang's The Eye (2002) is still in development at Paramount, but there doesn't seem to have been any progress on the project in some time. If the upcoming American remake of Ju-on (2002) is a huge hit, it will probably spur a scramble to get other remakes of Asian horror pictures into production.
Question: I swear I've seen a movie involving David Hasselhoff and Jack the Ripper, but my movie-major friend insists it's a bad dream. Who's right? Russell
Ausiello: Those movie majors they think they know everything. You did not dream the 1985 made-for-TV movie Terror at London Bridge (also known as Arizona Ripper and Bridge Across Time), which starred Baywatch star-to-be David Hasselhoff as a modern-day Chicago cop who relocates to Lake Havasu City, Arizona, to escape the stress of big-city policing and finds himself hot on the trail of Springheel Jack. How'd that happen, you may be asking. Well, I'm guessing that screenwriter William F. Nolan ran across the curious bit of information that the 140-year-old London Bridge, in danger of imminent collapse because of ever-increasing traffi
Question: When I was young, I remember watching a scary movie I think it was made for TV about a teenager who comes to live with her cousin's relatives on a ranch. She turns out to be a witch and causes trouble in school and with the family and ranch horses react violently to her presence. Do you have any information you could give me about this movie I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me! Kristy
Ausiello: This sounds to me like the made-for-TV thriller
Summer of Fear (1978) aka Stranger in Our House directed by Wes Craven and starring The Exorcist's Linda Blair as the bad cousin. Unlike many television movies of the 1970s, it's available on DVD from Lionsgate/20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.