Did you hear that big thump yesterday afternoon? Yeah, that was jaws dropping at CBS when Late Late Show host Craig Kilborn told his bosses that he was quitting after five years to focus on a career behind the scenes. The popular chatterbox isn't expected to take his final bow for about a month, but already speculation has begun that the Eye network will try to steal Conan O'Brien when his NBC contract expires in late 2005. That, or they'll try to steal Michael Ausiello, who everyone knows will work for Diet Raspberry Snapple.
In Thursday night's Last Comic Standing finale, John Heffron won the coveted title (and the even more coveted talent contract with NBC). Runners-up Alonzo Bodden and Gary Gulman were given Jay London's unused grooming products and the phone number of Ant's shrink as lovely parting gifts. (Maybe the boys will bounce back in the all-star edition of LCS that will follow the Olympics.) Elsewhere on the tube, Big Brother 5 head of household Nakomis successfully ousted Brad Pitt-obsessed bully Jase with her "six-finger plan." On a related note, most of the contestants needed only one finger to bid the jerk adieu.
DreamWorks TV has inked a new three-year deal to remain with NBC Universal. This means that NBC Universal will keep footing most of the overhead bills for DreamWorks TV and get first crack at all of their new series. It also means that this item has already sent most of you running for your second cup of coffee.
Although he had already been granted permission not to attend, Michael Jackson has decided that he will go to court on Monday to hear testimony by Tom Sneddon, the Santa Barbara County DA who is prosecuting him for child molestation. The Associated Press also reports that, according to secretive sources, the singer's parents, brother Jermaine and sisters Janet and LaToya will appear as well. Because, really, what screams "credibility" like having LaToya in your corner?
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It should shock no one that Jase got the boot over Marvin this week. But I don't think anyone could have been more shocked than Jase when host Julie Chen reunited him with his "cuddle buddy," Holly, on live national TV. Did you all see how uncomfortable he was sitting next to her? He looked like his skin was crawling at her touch. The surprise of the night for me? Cowboy Michael shaved off that scraggly beard and dare I say it —
the boy looks... better! It just goes to show that you don't have to go under the knife on ABC to get an extreme makeover. Sometimes all it takes is a shave and a haircut. Speaking of hair, for folks who aren't supposed to leave the house or have contact with the outside world, everyone looked suspiciously well groomed. They've been in the house, what, seven weeks? All I know is that my roots start showing after four weeks, tops.
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What a difference a year makes. When the Farscape crew assembled in San Diego for the 2003 Comic-Con, it was a decidedly mournful affair. The show had aired its last episode only four months earlier and with no network reprieve in sight, angry fans were experiencing a serious case of withdrawal. Little did anyone suspect, however, that behind the scenes, plans were already in the works to resurrect Farscape and give the cult series a proper send-off!
Flash-forward to the 2004 Con, where fans' dreams became a reality. On a sunny Saturday afternoon, reunited members from the cast and crew (including series stars Ben Browder and Claudia Black) took the stage to present the trailer for Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars, a four-hour miniseries that will air on the Sci Fi Channel on Oct. 17 and 18 at 9pm/ET.
To say the teaser got a positive reaction would be an understatement; the minute Farscape's familiar theme song started play
Forget everything you think you know about Last Comic Standing runner-up Tammy Pescatelli. Although the funny lady appeared to be the joke-off's shrewdest manipulator and most gleeful backstabber, she's really a down-to-earth sweetheart who'd sooner dish out lasagna than insults. Or so she insisted when TV Guide Online recently caught up with her. We're inclined to believe her, too; the straight shooter wouldn't even cop to the competitor for whom she's rooting in tonight's finale (airing at 9 pm/ET on NBC). Um, there are also those Mafia ties at which she's always hinting.
TV Guide Online: Since being eliminated, have you met any interesting new fans?
Tammy Pescatelli: Yeah, Garry Marshall [the Pretty Woman and Runaway Bride director]. I mean, you just go, "You've got to be kidding me. I grew up on your shows [like Happy Days and The Odd Couple]! Everything you've ever touched, I enjoyed." So that's huge for me. I was i
Pamela Anderson has retired. Well, sorta. "No movies. No TV. I'm not doing those anymore," she says. "That's too much work. I'd rather be an author." Yes, that's right. The 37-year-old Playboy cover girl best known for her Baywatch body of work (and tumultuous marriage to Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee) has put her stilettoed heel on literary ground. Her first novel, Star, follows a curvy young blond who goes from beer babe to laddie-mag cover girl to rock-star girlfriend and TV star. Sound familiar?
TV Guide Online: Your novel, Star, is in bookstores now. Congratulations.
Pamela Anderson: Thank you. I can't believe it. I got a copy the other day, and I had to drive off the road and sit there in front of the ocean and go, "OK, this is really weird. I have a book."
TVGO: Did you have help writing it?
Anderson: In theory, you're not supposed to tell people you have a ghostwriter. But give
Troubled film actor Tom Sizemore was arrested Wednesday on a narcotics violation after probation officers discovered drugs in his Los Angeles residence during a random visit. He was released on $10,000 bail. Last October Sizemore was sentenced to six months in jail on misdemeanor charges for harassing his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. The judge stayed the time while Sizemore took part in a rehabilitation program. The Black Hawk Down star is due back in court Sept. 2 to determine whether he violated his probation by allegedly testing positive for methamphetamine use.
Call it a mission undone. Paramount Pictures has postponed plans to film Mission: Impossible 3 as its 2005 blockbuster, and will instead release War of the Worlds, starring M:I star Tom Cruise and directed by Steven Spielberg. War, based on the H.G. Wells novel about a Martian invasion of Earth, will start production in November and be released some time next year. M:I-3 has been plagued with problems, including the exit of two directors. But don't fret, the movie isn't gone forever. The third installment of the action-packed spy adventure will resume production next summer, with Alias creator J.J. Abrams making his feature-film directorial debut.