Question: What is your opinion on Lost? Is it good or not? Deanna
Ausiello: Enjoy your Guide to TV, Jason. A few seconds later and it would have gone to Deanna.
Question: I heard a rumor that Desperate Housewives costars Marcia Cross (Bree) and Teri Hatcher (Susan) don't get along. True? Joey
Ausiello: Let's ask my spy on the Desperate Housewives set, shall we? "I don't see people not getting along," whispers the show's key grip, er, my anonymous source. "As soon as it happens, I'm sure you'll know, but I haven't seen anything happen." Ladies and gentleman, let's have a round of applause for my spy on the Desperate Housewives set! (And pray he, er, she doesn't get fired.)
Question: Is there ever going to be another X-Files movie? Annie
Ausiello: Chris Carter is writing the script as we speak. I wish he'd hurry up, though. I'm dying to find out what the deal is with those pesky bees.
Question: All OK almost all of your fans say how cute you are, but how can they tell? Is there a blown-up photo someplace else that I've missed 'cause I can barely make anything out in that itty-bitty "thing" at the top of the column. Or maybe I need my eyes checked. Space Nutt
Ausiello: You're just going to have to take my word for it, Space.
Question: I tried finding your wish list on Amazon.com ("Ask Ausiello" 11/10/04) and it said "0 matches." What's the deal? Stephanie
Ausiello: Try again, Steph.
Question: Who's your favorite: Rainbow Brite or Strawberry Shortcake? Brandi
Ausiello: Um, in case you haven't noticed, Brandi, I'm a dude.
Question: Have you ever considered starting your own website? Jonathan
Ausiello: I pulled a little something together about a year ago, Jonathan. I'd love your feedback.
Question: Is it possible The West Wing's John Spencer may be ill in real life? He seems to look very frail this year, and his heart-attack story line takes him off the main stories. Dig a little deeper. James Lengell
Ausiello: That's quite a little conspiracy theory you've concocted there, Jimmy. But the reality is, Spencer's "frail" appearance is the result of a new diet, not some mysterious illness. Turns out, Leo's health scare served as a profound wake-up call for the actor. "Leo worked himself into a heart attack by not taking care of himself," Spencer told my colleague, Mary Murphy. "Unlike Leo, I do not want to burn out completely. I do not want to have a heart attack in the woods. Since [I shot that episode] I have taken much better care of myself. I went on a nutritional diet, I hired a cook to make health meals, and I did the thing I have been trying to do for years I stopped smoking." Is that deep enough for you, Jimmy?
Question: I can't believe I am actually posing this question, but with Smurfette being the only female Smurf, who was the lucky Smurf to get to share her bed? And when she was with said lucky Smurf, what were all the other male Smurfs up to? Jonathan
Ausiello: Are you trying to get the FCC to shut this column down, Jonathan?
Question: While your response to the question "What does 'Jump the Shark' mean?" was flippant and, obviously, incorrect, your answer was also right on the money. That episode of Six Feet Under had me yelling and throwing pillows at the TV. Now I hear it's going off after this season. Serves 'em right. Mike in Dallas
Ausiello: Yeah, the only saving grace about Six Feet's demise is that we'll never have to endure another episode like that again. I don't know what the hell Alan Ball was thinking.