Question: Why has Scrubs been completely ignored by the Emmys so far? Chad Dowdell
Ausiello: The same reason The West Wing won four Emmys in a row: The voters take pleasure in my pain.
Question: Who are you voting for? Kathrine
Ausiello: You mean in today's TVGuide.com poll? I'm voting for "They're in Jurassic Park."
Question: I heard a rumor that Jennifer Aniston is slated to appear on Joey. I have to know and I will keep asking you until you answer! Cami
Ausiello: You finally wore me down, Cami. No, Jennifer Aniston is not slated to appear on Joey.
Question: What's your favorite bar in NYC? Jen
Ausiello: It's called Stalker Alert. Have you heard of it?
Question: I just want to say thanks for giving me a way to express my love to you in a public forum. Kisses and hugs. Sheri from Oklahoma
Ausiello: Right back atcha, Sheri. In the meantime, please e-mail me your photo and I'll alert security downstairs that you might be dropping by.
Question: What happened to the proposed WB series Young MacGyver? Did the pilot ever air? Congratulations on getting your own column! Bud
Ausiello: The WB didn't pick up the pilot and no, it never aired. Just a heads-up, folks: Take it easy with all these research-intensive questions. This column is supposed to be fun for me, too.
Question: Why does TV Guide Online torture us by putting the teeny-tiniest picture of you at the top of your column? Chuck
Ausiello: Actually, that picture is to scale, Chuck. Your heart was in the right place, though.
Question: You seem soooo busy lately. Need an assistant?!?! Tricia
Ausiello: Let's see how things work out with Larry first, Trish.
Question: I see you are a big fan of Felicity and Lost, but what about J.J. Abrams' other show, Alias? Rashael
Ausiello: It pains me to admit this, Rashael, but I never really got into Alias and I worship the ground that J.J. walks on. I'm not exactly sure why the show never clicked with me, especially since it features some of my favorite tube elements (e.g., kickass heroine, smart writing, complex mythology, Greg Grunberg etc.). Maybe I'll give it another shot when it returns in January. Speaking of which...
Question: I believe that Felicity actually did go back in time, but my stupid boyfriend thinks that none of the magic Megan did was real. What do you think? Jen
Ausiello: Jen, the show has been off the air for more than two years now. I think it's time to move on.