On Thursday's season finale of 30 Rock, Liz Lemon revealed what she thinks is a dream summer vacation: 12 weeks of community service on a chain gang. She gets to be outside, wear comfortable clothes, garden, and learn Spanish! But we know that Tina Fey has higher standards. To that end, we've come up with a handy list of activities for her to do on her hiatus (besides having her second child):
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-Special guest star to-do list: Lady Gaga and Sarah Silverman (as sisters!), Tom Cruise, the Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden, Steve Jobs and the Vienna Boys' Choir.
-Take a good look at OWN's summer lineup; there's lot of material there.
-Listen carefully to young Alice Richmond for Tracy Jordan's next catchphrase.
-Plan Stone Mountain, Georgia-set episode in which we meet Kenneth's entire extended family (might we suggest 3rd Rock-ers Jane Curtin and John Lithgow as Maw and Paw Purcell?)
-How bad could it be if she just made Ina Garten her BFF? (Bring good white wine, Tina.)
-Get those thoughts of another episode of Queen of Jordan out of your head.
-Lock down Elizabeth Banks for as many episodes as possible before the Hunger Games insanity begins. Jack needs his Avery, and we need to not see any more Sad Jack.
-Similarly, bring back Will Forte for at least one more episode. We're dying to hear all about Jenna and Paul's summer among the brambles with the genetically altered men with minotaur heads.
-Put your Spanish for Older Women lessons to good use and finally figure out what Sabor de Soledad means.
-Cast Patton Oswalt as Lutz's "platonic friend."
What would you like Tina to do on her summer vacation?