Dancing with the Sharks
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards
Since the new cast of Dancing with the Stars was announced Sunday, we've had some time to digest the choices. While none of the selections were really surprising, our twisted minds can't help but think of all the disastrous (or brilliant, depending on how you look at it) moments that could ensue with the new competitors. Here are our worst-case scenarios:
1) Producers trick Charlie Sheen into donning a tux for a charity benefit, then dash him to the DWTS soundstage. Executives distract Maksim with a mirror while Charlie is shoved out onto the dance floor with his ex, Denise Richards. A dance-off to end all dance-offs ensues, and by the end, all their legal/relationship woes are history.
2) Nancy O'Dell, tired of answering questions from Samantha Harris, steals Harris' microphone, knocking her unconscious, and hijacks the co-host role while continuing her dancing duties. The sad part: No one stops her.
3) Gilles Marini, the actor best known for his nude scene opposite Kim Cattrall in the Sex and the City movie, gets stuck in MC Hammer pants and long-sleeved turtle necks all season.
4) Steve Wozniak eats Shawn Johnson.
What are your biggest hopes or fears for the coming season of DWTS?