AnnaLynne McCord, Melanie Brown

Welcome to Hooker-Gate 2009!

90210's AnnaLynne McCord and former Spice Girl Melanie Brown are getting in touch with their inner streetwalkers in these form-fitting outfits.

McCord (left) might be going for biker chic with all that black leather, but she clearly never got the memo that less is more. A black corset over a white cami and a black push-up bra? It's almost as if she was asking for the fashion bloggers to come up with a snappy new synonym for "whore." In McCord's defense, she does play a slut on TV.

On the other hand, Brown (right) is not wearing too many clothes; they're just too tight. Yes, she's stick-thin, but that doesn't excuse shiny leggings and pink and silver sequins.