How I Met Your Mother's Barney Stinson: The Bro Code
Devoted blog readers,
At long last I have published The Bro Code — the final authority on acceptable behavior between and among dudes. The Bro Code definitively answers some of mankind's most profound dilemmas like "What happens if I accidentally brush against another Bro's junk?" and "How many pizzas should I order?" and "Can I sleep with a Bro's ex-girlfriend?" This life-saving document is now available both in book stores and online at this link.
An informative and valuable read for men and women alike, The Bro Code is the perfect stocking stuffer (heh) this holiday season. But don't take my word for it….
Critical Acclaim for The Bro Code
"This is the finest piece of literature ever written. Now will you give me my phone back, Barney?" — Theodore M.
"This is by far the most disgusting, disparaging, stomach churning thing I've ever read, which means a lot if you've ever seen one of my husband's grocery lists." — Lily A.
"You'll howl… with delight!" — Stephen King
"Stinson uses language like a scalpel, digging though our deepest emotional tissue to expose the very core of the human psyche." — Mike Tyson
"Finally! A book worth reading!" — God
"Stinson beat me to it." — J.D. Salinger
"Jefferson's out, Stinson's in!" — Rachel M. (President, Mount Rushmore National Preservation Society)
"An entertaining beach read." — Pope Benedict XVI
"Ewww." — Robin S.
"Out of this world!" — Alien creature from another planet
"I'm sorry, what?" — Maya Angelou
"I have a hundred words for ‘snowflake' but only one word for The Bro Code — awesome!" — Some Eskimo, maybe
"This book makes me want to rethink my career." — Mark (the dude who wrote the Gospel)
