How I Met Your Mother's Barney Stinson: Dear Santa....
Dear Santa,
As I'm sure you've noticed, I've been extra special good this year, even taking on some of your work load ... by stuffing as many stockings as I can. So it's with great admiration and what I'm sure is mutual respect that I humbly submit to you my Christmas list for this year. And bro, if you have a sec, wake me up — I'd really like to talk to you about how you sneak out of so many women's houses undetected. I'm good, but I'm not that good.
Happy Holidays,
Barney Stinson
P.S. I left you a glass of twelve-year-old single malt. Milk? Let's get serious, bro.
