Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin

Amidst your tryptophan-induced haze over the holiday weekend, you'll likely ponder all the things you're thankful for. But what would you have been grateful NOT to see on television?

Horrific images of real-life tragedies, obviously. But what about shows that set out to entertain and failed?

Did you wince through Jon and Kate icily recapping each episode? The screechier contestants on American Idol? All those reality contestants who would do anything to win?

What finales flailed? Which couples shouldn't have coupled? Whose jokes brought a frown to your face?

We want to know: What were your worst TV moments of 2009? And the decade?

Bring out your sharpest knives. Then check back to see what got carved up worse than a Thanksgiving gobbler.